No street hockey?
Attention children of Gatineau, street hockey is illegal in the city; that’s why I have put together a Street Hockey Intervention Team, or S**T, that will patrol the streets every day after school, and all day weekends. And don’t think you’ll be able to do it in hiding; I have also put together an anonymous tip service, or S**T Line: 1-800-968-7448 (1-800-YOU-S**T). And if you are caught, you will be locked up at your local S**T House until spring. You have been warned.
Gatineau / Aylmer